Overseas readers may not be aware of this, but American subdivision developers would be lost without England. That’s because so many subdivisions have English-inspired names (my town has one called Buckingham, for example) and corresponding house models. Today’s newspaper, for instance, has a full-page ad featuring house models called Exeter, Essex, Victoria, and Windsor, and there’s even a model called Chaucer, though with a “French Country Styled Exterior” that seems incongruous for the father of English literature. (The Chaucer doesn’t come cheap; it’s $674,900, which means that most people who would get a kick out of buying a house called the Chaucer couldn’t afford it.)
So what if there were a development named “Plantagenet Estates”? Here’s a few prospective models:
The King Edward II:
Do you like to leave your work at the office? If so, your house hunting is over! This homebody’s delight features a home theater, a workshop, and an oversized recreation/exercise room. We’ve left the landscaping to you!
Fit for a royal favorite, this luxurious model features extra-large walk-in closets and a built-in jewelry chest! And you’ll always be sure you’re looking your best thanks to our oversized mirrors.
This beauty comes only on our largest lots and features a unique floor plan that allows for easy future expansion! Perfect if you’re thinking of adding some extra acreage down the line.
Are there two very special people in your life? Is discretion a must? Designed for the busy man of action, this handsome house sports dual staircases, dual kitchens, and dual owner’s suites.
This elegant home, using top-of-the-line material and assembled by the finest craftsmen, is truly fit for a queen. Why settle for less when you can afford the best? YOU DESERVE IT!
The King Edward III:
This deluxe model, offered to only a handful of customers, features an underground parking area with an interior entrance so that your important guests can come and go away from the eyes of prying neighbors. Don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!