So why hasn't Mom put pictures of us on her website before? Don't we get equal time with that damn dog?
Well, guys, it could be because most of the time you're doing this:
Still, you should get some web time too:
Two pillows are comfier than one.
The Prince of Darkness
Why'd they buy a shredder when I have such perfectly good claws?
Holding up the wall is hard work.
Who left the lights on?
My vast expanse of white belly is impressive, isn't it?
That sinking feeling.
Under the old shade table.
Three bowls, and all of them empty. Call the SPCA.
What do you mean, you want to go to bed? I'm comfortable here.
No, it's not a fisheye lens. I'm just fat.
I hate it when Mom comes to put the laundry in the washer.